iamthedroidyourelookingfor:

continuity at its finest

(via manicteamaker)

So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.

(Source: laughingisbetter, via awkward-disaster)

lusture:

lusture:

omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever 

im still laughing about this they were so mad omg 

(via disenchanted-hypernova)

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patrick-arthur-urie:

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me

(via inkystars)

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fuckyeahgirlcrush:

In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing

(via frostedhootowl)

lesbionage:

hinkelvinkel:

when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work

but it’s not

And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005

(Source: tosaunterisparisian, via frostedhootowl)

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

(via bloomin-eck)

(Source: mellifluousbookshelf, via elephantanimagus)

I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain

I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans

there are two kinds of people

(Source: shellytothebelly, via fairytopi-a)

supermodelgif:

Kate Moss for Allure US 1994

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aqualized:

detention:

queued~bye.

(via

TumbleOn)

(via elephantanimagus)

cafune-h:

bby

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vampirevvekend:

why isnt it socially acceptable to just take a personal day more often because sometimes you really just need to sleep the day away or go outside and be with nature or just do something thats out of routine and im jsut saying this because i really dont want to go to school tomorrow

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